by Anna Wolf
Sauce Streamlined to Squirt Holidays.
Daddy! Bool didn’t like that.
Words that aren’t vape make me think Late start.
Calc is a *cat throwing up* Christmas lights before Thanksgiving.
Crusty lanyards make “Three days” seem like My Humps (Alanis Morissette version).
The Krusty Krab Pizza > Lax.
Moist Harambe says “Test today!”
Holidays and Peaches make Babies.
M’weiner. *Wink wink*.
Polar Express GANG.
A Clown Yoked Bruegger’s coffee while Dabbing.
Phone bank. Triggered.